Jenga's Weekly Pics

"I'm telling you, Blitzen, he's gained about thirty pounds since last year! I don't think I can hold out!" - Mike, as Reindeer, "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

"Yeah, I prefer hand gestures, like this!" - Student, "MadTV"

"Good grief." - Bart, "The Simpsons

"Man, I can't believe I'm being seen with Joe Don Baker!" - Mike, as prisoner, "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

"You sit down, and I'm goin' to explain to you how this system works. Now, let's say that my house is the United States of America, okay? And me and my friend, Zelda, is running for President of My House. All right? Now, there's ten people voting, and only three of 'em votes for me, but I win because them three was standing in the kitchen. Don't make no sense, does it?" - Leah McKimble to George W. Bush, Jr., "MadTV"

"The Slayer's a robot? Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?" - Glory, "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer"

"Uhm, guys? This is supposed to be the fifty-yard dash." - Crow, "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

"So the aliens come and strangle little kids... Thank you, Japan!" - Servo, "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

Reservoir Nuns, "Plump Fiction"

"Maybe you don't have a natural talent for swimming, but if you can go Number One, you can BE Number One, with the new Piddle Power Swimsuit from Peedo. A new space-age design actually boosts your bladder up to 200 times its normal thrust. After just two slices of watermelon, you can pull a skier! Piddle Power, from the maker of Poot Suit. Get yours today, and you'll be whizzing along in no time!" - Announcer, "Roundhouse"

This is Jennifer from the t.v. show "Strip Poker." I haven't entirely figured out what the show is about, but pretty people take their clothes off, so I'll keep watching and purchase any product they tell me to.

"Can't laugh, huh? That's sad. Betcha I can make you laugh. It is possible. I will make a funny face." - Antonia, MadTV

"Okay, Li-Li, I have come to the conclusion that roller-blading sucks." - Melina, MadTV

"WAR!!!" - Cory
"Huh." - Topanga
"WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!" - Cory
"Absolutely nothing. Say it again." - Topanga
"WAR!!!" - Cory
"Good God you all." - Topanga, Boy Meets World"

This is a snap from "I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger" in 3rd Season MMPR. The girl in front of Ernie, the girl you can barely see, is, I believe, Tracy Lynn Cruz.

"You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!" - Death
"I knew it, I knew it. As soon as that show came on the air, I said, I'm going to be the one who has to kill these kids." - Peter, Family Guy

"Cut loose, foot loose, kick off my Sunday Shoes... ee, doo ee..." - Romy and Michele
"I have no idea what the rest of the lyrics are." - Romy
"Me neither." - Michele, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

"How do I look?" - Faith
"Psychotic." - Joyce, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

"Lightspeed Rescue!" - Lightspeed Rangers, Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue

"Oh, that's her mean face." - Greg, Dharma and Greg

"Tweet-Tweet! Tweet-Tweet!" - Tuck & Roll, A Bug's Life

"Eve, do you think his home is under a dirty bookstore in the Valley?" - Troy, Blast from the Past