Archive for October 2013
I haven’t blogged in a while, and dang… I don’t know what to do.
I do know this. I just spent several hundred dollars when I forgot to tell my hosting service that I didn’t want to renew for three more years. So, since that happened, I guess I’m doing some sort of blogging for the next few years.
At first, I thought, “Hey, I’m kinda funny, and Allie hardly ever posts anymore… I’ll rip off Hyperbole and a Half!”
Big problem. I’m not that funny, and I spent about twenty-five seconds on Microsoft Paint drawing pictures before I was ready to start punching old people.
If I were truly as good as Hyperbole and a Half, there would now be a beautifully drawn Microsoft Paint image of me punching old people. But I’m not, so there isn’t.
And then I thought, “Hey, I know a lot of facts about food and I can Google-Fu, so I’ll rip off Thug Kitchen!”
Another problem. It… uhm… yeah, it just didn’t work.
Aside from the fact that I apparently can’t spell the world should, I’m also not very good at swearing.
So to sum up, I’m still trying to find my way. My extremely long battle with Hand, Foot,and Mouth is finally over. I’m ready to get back on the weight loss horse.
I just need to figure out where I want this horse to go.