Will You Do It Every Day?

Have you heard about the latest diet in the news?

Feeding tubes.

I’m serious. You can’t make this crap up.

You can click the link above to read about it and watch a video, but the gist… a doctor (who should lose his medical license, in my opinion) is allowing people (brides-to-be are apparently the big population) to use a feeding tube, through the nose and down the throat, to deliver a slow drip of protein and fats over 10 days. There is no eating. The doctor even makes the claim that this causes ketosis (which yeah, it probably does) which doesn’t cause you to lose muscle (which is not entirely true – there is some muscle loss during ketosis). The people getting this procedure are only getting around 800 calories a day.

This may be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

I am not a fan of fad diets in any way, shape, or form.

Understand – I’m not a person who is opposed to the word diet, because frankly, sometimes it’s just easier to say “I’m on a diet” than go through the whole rigmarole of “Well, I’m eating less and moving more in a way that I plan to stay on for the rest of my life to reach and maintain a healthy weight.”

But that last part is the difference for me.

I had a trainer once who said something to me so incredibly profound, it has stuck with me for years. When I get clients as a personal trainer, this is something I will share with them at our first session.

“If you are not willing to do it forever, do not do it at all to lose weight.”

I’m not willing to give up grains forever. That means Paleo is out for me. (Although most people I know who are on Paleo seem to be willing to be on it forever, so more power to them. I’m only anti-Paleo for me, not anyone else.)

I’m not willing to give up fast food forever. That means Strict Eating Clean is out for me.

I’m not willing to give up meat or cheese forever. That means Vegan is out for me. (Although I wouldn’t call veganism a fad diet, as virtually every vegan I know does it for ethical reasons, which makes it a very different situation here.)

I’m not willing to inject myself with the hormones of a pregnant woman, or have my stomach surgically altered so that I can only eat a thumb-sized serving of food at a time, or run a feeding tube down my throat, or drink two fake milkshake/meal replacements a day, or eat tons of cabbage soup, or only eat grapefruit for a week, or anything else extreme.

I try to live by an 80% healthy/20% splurge-y mentality. Honestly, most of the time, it’s more 90%/10%.

I count my calories. I eat healthy as often as I can. But at the end of the day, if I truly want something and I can “afford” it in my calorie totals for the day, I’ll allow myself a little of it. It keeps me sane, and my weight is slowly decreasing. Sure, I could do something extreme and lose the weight faster, but I’m in this for the long haul.

These are things I am willing to do forever. I know I can’t eat McDonalds everyday, but if I want a McDouble once a month, I’m not going to sweat it. If I choose to have a Diet Dr. Pepper and pizza on one date night every so often, I’ll do it. And I’ll eat healthy at as many meals as I can.

You have to be able to live with it. Because if you lose weight using a method that you can’t live with, then it will be gained back.

Losing weight is not easy, but for that matter, neither is life. Just as there are no shortcuts in life, there are not real shortcuts in weight loss.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat 600 calories at dinner, planned out of my calorie allotment for the day, and exercise before going to bed. And this IS something I am willing to do forever.

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  • Julie

    So many people look for the easy way out, but you need to exercise and diet to lose weight. Its what helped me to lose butt fat.

  • http://exerciseandnutritiontips.com Mike

    The saddest part to this diet is there are people willing to put their life on the line to try it. Healthy weight loss takes time and hard work but it can lead to a lifetime of healthy benefits.
    Mike recently posted..Diet Mistakes and How To Maintain Weight Loss

  • http://erintakescontrol.wordpress.com Erin

    Another worthless fad. There are so many now; who can keep up???
    Erin recently posted..I Cancelled My Gym Membership

  • http://www.hblewett.com/blog Hanlie

    You’re right, the guy should lose his license. 800 calories per day puts the body into starvation mode (regardless of what those calories consist of) and the first thing the body does when it encounters food again is to store fat. Thus the famine-feast cycle continues and the result is a net weight gain over time.
    Hanlie recently posted..To thine own self be true

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